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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041022

I think someone’s paying people to annoy me. don’t you hate it when you’re walking behind people and all of a sudden they just stop to talk, or try to send text messages while walking through door, or they stop and browse through a narrow aisle in a store when it’s obvious that you’re letting them by? this is going to be my greatest pet peeve of all times over here. they just can’t walk! MOVE OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!

now we are six! our final flatmate has moved in yesterday. he’s irish, doing his phd in uhh artificial intelligence. which is cool and if my computer ever fucks up, I can bother him. how convenient is that? the sun is shinin’ this morning.

man, the brits should be introduced to texas toast. their bread is SO thin! and the toasters are designed solely to toast bread that width. which means that I almost have to cut my bagel in 3 just ot fit it into the damned slots! how retarded is that?

ok guys, think upon this for a moment. most of the time when you do weight training, the machines calculate in lbs.  and the free weights are usually in lbs. here they calculate in kgs. when you’re cooking the recipe usually writes in cups, tbsp etc. here they measure in ml. but canada’s the metric country and uk is imperial… wtf?!?!?!?!?

holycraponmyhead! the wind yesterday was CRAZY!!!!! if I didn’t have a full backpack I woulda blown away! never mind about an umbrella during that time! I’ll never forget one time at around 2am I was trying to sleep, the wind was blowing like mad, and these people that were going to buddies a 24 hr fish and chips joint, (y’know, those post-clubbing places) would scream everytime the wind blew. ok so I only heard the girls that were probably dressed to the nines in skirts and heels they can’t walk in. all of a sudden I heard this guy yell out his car window, “I LOVE YOUR PANTIES!!!!!” aaaaaahahahahahahaa!

ok so I’m having issues cooking. j-me, the book you gave me was wicked, but I don’t have the utensils and some of the ingredients are pretty expensive here. I think I can make only a few of them. so if any of you that are reading this, and know me, please e-mail me idiotproof simple recipes that don’t require any crazy ingredients or ask for things like pureeing and stuff. just think of a VERY bare kitchen with the basic pot, non-stick frying pan that everything sticks to, colander, cutting board and knives that don’t really cut. oh! hey, Christian-from-texas was thinking about getting a blender… hmmm… anyhoo, remember I can’t cook and I refuse to eat beef here.

stephie, remember how you were disgusted that they didn’t recycle somewhere in the states when you went to visit someone on campus? well it’s worse here. they don’t even HAVE a recycling plant here in the uk. they send it off to other countries to be processed, but it usually ends up in a landfill. so essentially, everything get’s thrown out. how disgusting is that? I realize now that I’m more granola than I thought, and I don’t mind one bit!

posted by: conspiracytheorist at 23:46 | link | comments (2) |

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#1  23 October 2004 - 00:49

 

Ohhhh, IRISH BOY!!! Is he CUTE? Tell me he's CUTE! Ah haha. Okay... you can make Mac and CHEESE!

Yes, I know I suck.

Anonymous

#2  24 October 2004 - 05:01

 

honey, if you have a colander, you're one up one me. simple recipes are on their way. I don't know what's expensive there and what's not, but I'll do my best.

mwa!

Anonymous

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