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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041101

Why do i have these extreme moments of stupidity where i cut my hand while cutting a bagel?

 

ok. so i’m stuck in the library trying to connect to the wireless network here. YET AGAIN! all was fine and dandy for a few weeks… and then this. what the hell? does it really make a difference if i sit one study carrel away from the roof where i seem to get better reception? i don’t get it. internet connection, the greatest conspiracy that will forever haunt me as long as i’m here as a student. so fucking lame! it’s nice to know that they take good care of their students here. ok, so i’m going to travel around the library a bit to see if i can get hooked up.

what a load of bull! it’s not working for some fucked up reason! now i have to pack up, trek out to the computer services and then come back here. i have to do work! this is retarded!

we are sorry to announce that the 15:21 train to Brighton station has been cancelled due to… INCOMPETENCE!!!!!

what the fuck? i don’t understand how this country can be so rich yet the people that work are so incompetent!!!!! i’m SO angry!!!!!

to make matters worse, i went into one of the cities fine pubs and bars where you can get internet access… well my computer had too many firewalls. NADA!

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