Life needs change.

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041112       

my mind is playing tricks on me. or maybe it’s the drugs. hahahaahaha. i need sleep. i’m turning into an insomniac because i’m such a light sleeper and i live beside an elephant.

 

yesterday was rememberance day. oh, they call it armistice day here. did you all observe your moments of silence. i did. i was doing grocery shopping at safeway. i was standing by the poultry section as a watched employees talk, laugh and continue working while the rest of the world stopped for 2 minutes.

jamie has smarmagitis. it’s a combination of sars, meningitis and mumps. hahaha, he just has a cold, but he claimed that he was just a regular ‘bloke’that cries when he has a cold. so i make fun of him now. he’s prolly going to spit in my tea to get me sick. better be careful.

i tink i’m going to venture into london sometime in the next 2 weeks. i haven’t been since ummm… grade 9 and i should go since it’s a 2 hr bus ride away, the bus is only £1. eeeehehehehee. the train is SO much more ‘spensive and since i don’t think i’ll be there for too long, the bus is juss fine. now i know i can go often. then i can scope out all the good shops and re-visit all those crazy-ass places that i went to back then. fun fun fun. and of course, do the requisite museum tours so that i know what people are talking about in class. hahahahaha. i think i have an idea for my thesis. it partly came outta my navel-gazing. wow, my navel’s pretty smart. i like it!

i suffer from an adonis complex. yes i know, women are supposed to suffer from the venus complex. i think i’m too much of a jock to be a venus though. now that james and spencer know that i’m partially crippled they won’t let me do anything that could be injurious to my elbows. but i wanna be able to do pull-ups again!!!!! so i restrict myself to doing the work-out that james gave me. i looked at my ass this morning and said to myself, ‘girl, you are going for a run after you do your weight training!!!!!’ and i couldn’t even run for 10 minutes straight. so i did sprint drills for the next 10 minutes. i’m SO lame!

the sun’s out! the sun’s out!!!!! yippee! vitamin d here i come! woohaa! the sun’s out, the sun’s out, the sun’s out!!!!!

if i gave you my address, please write to me. the mailbox is lonely. there’s only one of me and all of you, so if you haven’t gotten anything yet, i’m working on it.

one month and 5 days.

 

agent orange

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