Life needs change.

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041113

i think i’m beginning to appreciate the writings of foucault. holycraponmyhead! what’s happening to me!!!!! he was always that dude like derrida whom i could NOT understand for the life of me. but now they make sense to me, and i can sit there, nod my head and think, “yeah i know what he’s talking about.” aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!!

 

some people are cool when they’re drunk, other people are jackasses. karl, the kid from la is one of the latter. he tries to pepper the conversation with too much innuendo and seems to think it’s ok to get all touchy-feely. EW! DON’T TOUCH ME!!!!! christian from texas is a cool drunk. he’s such a funny guy. he would be the kind of guy that tells good campfire stories or he can do a schizophrenic  narration of a story from beginning to end with 20 different characters.

i look like i’m 17. alllllllllllright! i love you man! there’s a variety store where they sell liquor until 11pm. you can only enter it through a turnstile where there’s a dude ‘guarding’ it. he asked me how old i was, sadly i told him my age and he smirked and said, ‘yeah.’ and let me through like he was doing me a favour. aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha! your cheque is in the mail! woohaa! FABULOUS!!!!! i learned last night that drinking makes me hungry. that’s not good.

tim must think i’m a giant NERD. everytime he sees me i’m sitting at my desk taking notes or something. he said he should’ve taken a pic of me when my desk was on the other side and then a pic of me sitting at my desk where it is now and compare them. he said it makes him WANT to study. ew! i think i’m just afraid that my year off made me a slacker and that if i don’t force myself to be disciplined, then i’m going to REALLY slack off and increase my alcohol tolerance tenfold. maybe it’s also cuz it’s costing an arm and a leg of 20 people. hahahaha, but then i go to the library and i’m chatting away on msn, checking e-mails, doing stupid things while everyone else is reading and stuff. SUCKERS! only because you CAN check your e-mails at HOME! unlike us here at kings road. teeheehee. it’s fun though, laughing while the rest of the world is grimacing at their work. mwahahahahahahaha!!!!! i need to find joy in this because i’m paying for a service that isn’t provided at my flat and i probably will NOT get my money back for either. so just let me be happy that i’m having fun at the library.

so he tried cutting frozen meat with the bread knife. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the precious bread knife! it’s one of the only knives that we have that works well for what it’s supposed to. mina bought a cleaver. it works WELL! everyone else seems a bit apprehensive about it… mayhaps i should take pix at a chinese resto for them. hahahaha.

 

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