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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041115

the uk is taking the ghetto fabulousness outta me. i called my bestest friend in the whole world last night. she noticed that i didn’t pepper my conversations with my various isms, pop culture references and political incorrectness as i used to. there have been SO many moment when i’d want to crack a joke and then realize that not as many people would understand me. like,

“CAR!”

“CA~R!”

“Game on!”

“GAME OO~N!”

so so so sad. L i AM losing my sense of self. “Who am I~? 2-4-6-0-1~!” she was waiting for me to swear like i used to. ironic since james and spencer now call me pottymouth.

mel was asking what i do. well, i uhh… go to the gym, do readings, go to school, do my grocery shopping, laundry… i have no tv, you gotta have a license to watch the telly and even still you get 4 freakin’ channels. no radio, never cared to buy one, no INTERNET connection so i have NO idea what’s going on in the world. like i was shocked when i read that derrida passed away… a week after the fact. so now i read globe and mail and toronto star on-line when i can. life here has forced me to be a minimalist. i try not to buy too many things that’ll end up taking space in my suitcase. i’m saving yogurt containers for tupperware, i’ve even discovered that a philly cream cheese container makes a good butter dish.  call me a tree-hugger, but ever since someone went out and bought a roll of garbage bags, it seems it gets full within 2 days. holycraponmyhead! where does all the garbage come from?!?!?!? i don’t buy a lot of things that have crazy wrapping and if it’s cardboard i’ll at least crush it before i toss it… since they don’t recycle here… most of it we’ve surmised is the slob’s. i thought by having the 2 bags and 4 rolls of toilet paper free rule from downstairs would be good. it seemed to work juss fine, until someone bought the roll. i’m not being a typical girl in a sense that i refuse to take out the refuse (get it, hyuk hyuk hyuk), but i do most of the cleaning and why can’t the slob take it out since it’s mostly his and we all have to clean up after him? maja caved and tossed it once, shame on her! i don’t know how to handle this inconsiderate person. i’m beginning to sound like a broken record and no matter what i say it’s, “yeah, ok no probs.” and then the same SHIT all the time. fuck, you’re thirty-something! idiot! we’re all worried about what’s going to happen when the winter holidays rolls around. mina’s going to morocco, dammit! maja is going back to croatia, jamie won’t be affected since he never uses the kitchen etc, sabina’s going to london then rome dammit! and i’m COMING BACK IN A MONTH AND 2 DAYS! so anyways, what’s going to happen to the kitchen and the utensils? velly velly scelly.

agent orange

posted by: conspiracytheorist at 14:34 | link | comments (1) |

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#1  17 November 2004 - 09:46

 

Even here people don't catch some of my references. I said "cut eye" the other day and no one understood me.

ooh I'll send you a recipe for this Indonesian tea that's amazing. It's cinnamon, lemongrass, cardamon, clove, ginger, and a couple other things. mmmm tasty.

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