Life needs change.

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041120

 

i know that whenever i have a good day, the next will be pretty shitty. so i guess i should stop being happy and just be neutral. then maybe i can have a neutral day. hahahaha. why can’t it just be all good?

 

the slob is watching tv, and it’s like he’s deaf or something. why do people like to watch the telly with the volume up so loud? i don ‘t get it… is it necessary? no really… is it? jeezy peezy use freakin’ headphones!!!!! i don’t subject people to my crazy tastes in music here. i have my earbuds! i’m so annoyed with clueless and inconsiderate people! hurry up and go away!!!!! and find a better replacement! hmmph!

                       

today was a GOOOOOOOOOOOD day! it was raining just like i want it to, because it’s a weekend and I WENT TO THE ART FAIR AND BOUGHT SOME STUFF!!!!! arun, i think i have a new obsession, i hope you don’t mind. there were SO many things i wanted to buy. there’s this one artist, she painted on textiles that she made. most of them were figural… i thought about buying one, but they were laser printed images, and i woulda wanted the real deal, but they cost so muches, so i pacified myself by buying 3 postcards of her work. there was this painting series with a small black cat, it reminded me of this children’s book series called “jenny the cat.” but i could see myself getting sick of it. and there were these other lithographs, but i could see myself getting bored of those too. i was going to buy an etching, but well… i found these REALLY REALLY gorgeous photographs instead. i was going to buy a bigger one, but that was £10 and i bought 2 smaller ones for the same price. eeeeeeeheheheeeeeheeee! wish i coulda bought more, well… hmmm… maybe i’ll go back tomollo… but i’m beginning a collection, so i guess this is an ok-ish start. except that i’m going to have a mish-mash of stuff… but oh well. i’m a ‘random’ person. oh oh oh, and i had really good cake! banana nut. mmMMMmmmm! it’s just the right sweetness. i know, i don’t really have enough for groceries, and here i am buying art and cake! i like my indulgences! like spencer said, “who cares about the cost of things! you only live once!”

 

dudes! spencer went out drinking with his friends for TWELVE FREAKIN’ HOURS!!!!! unfuckbelievable! he told me he went out on thursday and  went from 4pm to 4am. that’s SO crazy! heeheehee. he’s the manager of the gym i go to and his bestest friend is the owner. how cool is that?

 

oh oh oh! my friend iliana might be going to venice for carnival in feb for a weekend. mayhaps i will go too. it depends on which weekend though, cuz i have the symphony to go to, and i CAN’T miss my brahms.

 

umm… guys if i die from food poisoning (knock on wood), you’ll still remember me right? i just walked into the kitchen to make a cuppa and there was bits of raw meat stuck to the j cloth that we use to wipe the dishes with!!!!! OMG!!!!! my heart stopped. gag reflex must be stopped. why why why? why am i stuck with an idiot that doesn’t understand the meaning of hygiene? he seemed to have picked up a lot of BAD habits when he did his ma in the states… why not the germophobic habit? help! we keep telling him not to do certain things, but it doesn’t work. now i guess we have to hid the kitchen towels too. whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????

 

SEE! i CAN’T have a perfect day! something ALWAYS has to go wrong. what, like my day needed balance?

 

please excuse the fact that i send my blawgs in bulk to la blawgmasta. i can’t send things everyday, but i don’t want to limit my writing either. mea culpa. i forgot to send the 3 previous ones metinks. my bad!

 

so uhh…if a guy is talking to you and he keeps adjusting his fly and scratching the general crotch area what does that mean? does he has crabs or something?

 

agent orange

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