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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041122

 

them’s be fightin’ words! so i was out buying a bottle of kitchen cleaner at the poundstore today (funny how they have $ stores in north america, 100 yen stores in japan, and £ stores in the uk) and this woman was looking at stuff that they had displayed near the cash registers. well, she wasn’t IN LINE! SHE WAS LOOKING AT THE FUCKING COOKIES! oh my bad, they’re called biscuits here. and she was blocking the other line. so i said excuse me and went to the other line. she starts complaining. well i was in line blah blah blah… no bitch you weren’t you were looking at the fucking cookies. besides there’s 2 fucking lines!!!!! thank goodness there was another lady in front of her that told her that there were 2 lines, and i told miss thang that she could take my place in line if she wanted. of course she didn’t. she’d rather stand there and complain. ok. have a lurvely day!

 

even though she was there when i discovered that the cold water intake pipe was leaking, she still used the tap this morning and left me to mop it up because she had to leave. she said she knew that it was leaking and for some strange reason thought that we couldn’t drain any water from the sink. why then were we using the bucket to bring water from the bathroom to the kitchen to wash the dishes? and i don’t want things washed in the bathroom because we already have ants and silverfish. i don’t want any more creepy crawlies in there. tony on the other hand is thrilled because we can’t wash the dishes. this to him means he doesn’t have to. so when the cutlery runs out then what? what an IDIOT!

 

i don’t understand some people’s logic… or maybe lack of logic. our kitchen garbage usually gets full within 2 days. can you fucking believe it? unfuckingreal. people don’t know how to crush boxes and stuff when they’re throwing things out, so it gets full fast. and for some reason it seems like ever since someone bought a roll of garbage bags, people have been throwing out everything and their moms in there.

 

do i have to be the nagging, bitchy one that teaches some people how to throw things out, how to turn off taps properly and tell them that if they turn on the fucking radiator in the kitchen, to turn it off? someone turned it on and it’s probably been on forever until i stood near it and realized that some idiot had turned it on and left it on… all the while opening the fucking windows because it was hot in the kitchen. holyfuckingshit! the gas bill gets evenly divided at the end of the semester. somebody had better pay me some money because i don’t think i’ll be needing to use the one in my room and i WAS NOT THE ONE WHO LEFT THE HOT WATER DRIPPING TWICE AND I DIDN’T LEAVE A RADIATOR ON EITHER!!!!! i don’t leave my lights on while i leave my room for ½ hour… THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! and i will NOT take out the fucking trash cuz i do the most cleaning around here. no, it won’t by having a rotating schedule or anything because the slob will just continue making a mess and not clean up after himself because he thinks it’s unnecessary. rather than trying NOT to spill things his logic is to let it spill, he’ll clean it up later. what kind of fuckery did i get myself into?

 

agent orange

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