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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041127 (+2)

i hate phone companies and all those other salespeople that try to sell things to people. ESPECIALLY when they make assumptions. holyfuckinshit! just cuz i’m a female and tony is a male does NOT mean that we’re married, fucking or related in ANY way, shape, or form. the phone bill’s under tony’s i always say there’s 6 of us living in a flat. yet they insist on cracking jokes like, “oh well with the money that he saves he can buy you flowers.” hellfuckinno! jeez, if there were 2 females living in a flat i’m pretty sure that they don’t assume that they’re lesbians, and if there were 2 males i don’t think they assume that they’re gay either. maybe i’m assuming too, fuck i don’t care. but DON’T FUCKING ASSUME THAT THERE’S ANYTHING GOING ON BETWEEN US. I TOLERATE HIM AND THAT’S IT!!!!! i now know when he shaves because he uses the sink in the bathroom, use your own if you’re going to leave bits of hair all over the sink! fucker!

i’ve seen london, i’ve seen france, i’ve seen… HEAVEN!!!!! expensive, but I LOVE LONDON!!!!! after having gone back after uhh… 10 years… eeeeheheheeehee! but i wish mina had told me that we were going to take the tube all over the place cuz i woulda gotten me a day pass. jeezy peezy! well, i’m out 2 £ so it’snot that bad at all. snot! hahahaha! i’m SO immature! i love it! camden market is all i have to say! it’s like kensington market times 100!!!!! fabulous!!!!! and i uhh… bought something for myself… oops! but it’s REALLY cool! and the guy gave me £3 off so it’s ok right? although you know that they inflate the price so that you can bargain down to what they’d actually sell it for to make you feel good. i bought me a spring/fall jacket. long, slim, sexy, with cool ZIPPERS! hahaha i DO have a zipper fetish. the tube isn’t as bad as i remember, i still think tokyo’s subway system takes the cake of being the world’s most confusing. mayhaps le metro will have to be a close second.

ok so we went to the tate modern first. it looks like it’s a warehouse. it’s in sort of an industrial area kinda like umm… along the lakeshore where they have the redpath sugar factory… that IS the lakeshore right? anyhow, it was a power plant. admission to the regular exhibits is FREE!!!!! and then i remembered why i wanted to come to europe/uk to study art history. i can see a live textbook. i kept recognizing things that were in my pig book from last year. it’s my pig book because there’s a pic of a dude in a suit with a pig mask on. there was a “c” somewhere in the name of the art/artist. anyhow, it’s naice fun. there was this neat sound installation in the turbine by ummmm bruce mau metinks. and the restaurant has a fabulous view of the dirty thames and you can see across it. too ‘spensive. so me and mina went to this tiny café where we had some yummy risotto. marninator! where’s my recipe?!?!?! does it have chicken in it? hahaha. then we went to camden town.

i had a crêpe too! SO good. dark chocolate, coconut and rum. oh oh oh! and they have soul food in camden. but £4 for a small jerk chicken seems a bit much, but maybe one day i will. anyhow, continuing on about camden… there’s this massive, old, stable there, well that’s what it said, and inside there’s a bajillion stalls where they have vintage, after vintage, after vintage store. as well as A LOT of cheap clothes from hong kong. and then they have a lot of food stalls there too. like thai curry, peking duck, crêpes… someone should start bubble tea there… hmm… if i can’t find me a job in a museum, i’m going to sell bubble tea! hahahaha!

then we met up with mina’s friends and went for paella. mmmmMMMMmmmm and the waiters were SO good to us. unlike other restaurants. anyhow, yeah, the food was goooood. and then we took a bus back to the bus station and the driver was kind of an ass. he would’ve driven off if we hadn’t flagged him down even though we were waiting at the bus stop. and then he had the audacity to bitch at me because i was getting money outta my wallet. well, it wouldn’t taken that long if you didn’t appear screeching down the street like that! anyhow, LONDON IS GREAT!!!!! i tink i might try to find me a job there. muhahahahaha!

the tube is kinda neat. so the city proper is zone 1, then the next zone is 2 etc etc. so it’s kinda like concentric rings around the city proper like ummm… a geographical map showing the elevations. so you can buy a day pass for zone 1-2, 1-3 etc etc. i tink it’s pretty clever donchoo?

chicken. one of the easiest things to cook, but cooking meat makes me paranoid about germs, food poisoning etc etc. so bad! i think i go overboard when i’m cleaning off the knife and the cutting board after preparing chicken, but i suppose it’s better than not having done anything right? i mean i was totally disgusted when i found raw meat on a j cloth after the slob was in the kitchen and then i went on this disinfecting spree spraying everything that he might’ve touched. hahahaha, he’s the opposite of the midas touch.

i honestly think he raises my stress level though. i just heard his stupid voice cuz he talks so stinkin’ loud on the phone and i felt this rush of anger an annoyance as his door slammed shut.

so i escaped and went down to my friend’s flat where they were going to have a party. hahahaha. there was actually a couple that went into the utility cupboard to make out. funneeeeeeeeeeeeee!

agent orange

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#1  01 December 2004 - 08:24

 

1. Sheri decided to buy ground beef last week. In the process of separating it, she managed to get beef blood and ground beef bits all over the counter, sink, and taps and left bloody saran wrap all over the place. Nat came down and disinfected because we were all scared.

2. That Camden Stable sounds AWESOME!!! I have yet to visit the Night Market here. Boo school.

3. Hair bits in the sink is way better than blood on the bathroom floor. Trust me. Or inside out pink lace thongs so close to a certain person's bedroom door they might as well be in the hallway.

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