Life needs change.

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041129

 

snoring is a conspiracy against the world, except for the person doing it, unless they wake themselves up, then they deserve to be woken up! my alarm clock today was snoring. and you KNOW i can’t get back to sleep because as soon as i think of the slob my stress level rises and i can’t get back to sleep. lurvely.

 

so i discovered that belgians make some GOOD beer. at my friend’s flat party saturday night, i had some chimay. strong stuff, but SO yummy. her flatmate julian is so proud of the fact that he’s belgian and so he only buys certain foods and stuff that are belgian like beer and chocolate. someone asked him if he was french, heeheehee, his reaction was beautiful!

 

i think i’m actually going to have to wear my fall jacket jacket today. the wind is pretty durned cold today. but the sun is out, so i can’t really complain. mmmmmMMMM vitamin d. my friend.

 

so i was reading the newspaper on-line. how is it that 2 people can get shot on a bus and NOBODY comes forward to try and help? i can understand that you’re afraid for your own life, but if you were on that bus, wouldn’t you try to do something? i know that the police can’t be there for your 24/7 so you’ll have to watch your own ass, but if that was someone you knew, wouldn’t you want others to help?

 

taking on the big G is harder than i thought. i still don’t have a definite thesis or anything. sheeeeeeeeit!

 

red Leicester cheese is kinda like chedda. i made grilled cheese for my dinner. yeah i know! shaddap! i wanted comfort food, but i don’t have any ketchup, so i decided to be a bit fancy and put tomato pesto on my bread instead. yummy! maybe i can make gourmet grilled cheese sammiches if i can’t find me a job here. and that’s along with my bubble tea stand at Camden market.

 

i think i’m going to have to use this word now. FLUBBERGUSTED! mel and i coined this phrase when we were in montreal this past summer because all the girls seemed to be wearing VERY form-fitting clothes when they shouldn’t. there’s a difference between having a healthy body image and subjecting others to what you may think is attractive. it is NOT attractive when you have overflow (SJS 2004) over the waistband of your pants, worse yet your ankle boots, or your too tight top because of your massive boobies. there is tasteful and there is trashy. well, i’m absolutely flubbergusted here. i have nothing against overweight people unless they decide to violate my sight, or try to judge me because i don’t fit a B cup or something equally as shallow as that. there are certain clothes that flatter certain body types and low-waist/hiphuggers do NOT work with extra stuff bulging.

 

i am NOT encouraging anorexia by any means, i just wish people had better taste.

 

agent orange

posted by: conspiracytheorist at 15:29 | link | comments (2) |

#1  04 December 2004 - 05:29

 

Uhh... are you referencing me? And do you mean I have overflow? =(

Anonymous

#2  06 December 2004 - 16:03

 

no no no. trust me, i'm anorexic here, you're below average. trust me!

Anonymous