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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041213 (+3)

left the light on in his room for about 2 hours, left the flat and returned noisy as per usual at 1:20am. at least he didn’t return so late, but why leave your light on idiot? shut up shut up shut up. get out get out get out! go away, NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYMORE!!!!! must you keep coming in and out of the house like that? he’s opened and slammed the door at least 10 times in the past 20 minutes.

 

he’s gone. i can breathe… well sorta. the hallway still smells like him. ew gross. it was apparently ray that let him freeload because he said he wasn’t working this weekend so he can do whatever the hell he wants. can’t get ray in trouble, we need him on our side.

 

so didjoo know that in Victorian England, the age of consent was 12 in 1861? ain’t that scary? it rose to 16 in 1885. poor girls.

 

agent orange

 

 

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041212

ok. so now i have someone else to hate. su balcombe is the housing manager. she allowed the slob to freeload off us for the weekend cuz he didn’t have anywhere to go to. what a fucker! excuse me?! so what if there were other people that had to move out and had to stay at say, a hotel or something because the RULE IS THAT IF YOU’RE MOVING OUT YOU HAVE TO BE OUT BY THE 11^TH!!!!! he jacked off yet again 2 nights ago and jamie heard him too. and he was going to come out of his room because he thought there was something wrong. ew ew ew! this time the asshole came back at like 4:15am like it was the middle of the day and woke me up. and because i was so angry i couldn’t get back to sleep. su is costing me 2 nights sleep and if i get an ulcer i’m blaming her. what kind of fuckery is that anyway??!?!?!?!?! he can stay FREE for 2 nights?!?!?!?!?!? did she even ask US if WE minded since we’re the ones that have to pay? hellllll fuckin’ no. i hope he drops his stupid tv or he gets robbed of it when he’s taking it to the other place. he’s stealing cutlery too. he made up this lie that he bought some at the pound shop. right. just get the fuck out now!

 

i honestly felt like crying last night. it’snot fucking fair! oh remember the shit that he left in the pot? he cleaned it out. but scraped off the teflon. so i told him to throw it out. now we’re short a large pot. we din’t really pay for it in the beginning because it was left over from last year, but still. what an ass. he uses SO much dishsoap and the dishes STILL don’t get clean, he ruined a pot, frying pan, leaves the water running, leaves his lights on, makes SO MUCH FUCKING NOISE!!!!! and i’ve never heard the word sorry come out of the ass’ mouth. not like he’d really mean it anyway. i know that the only people worth getting mad at are the people that you care about, but this has an adverse affect on me and i’d like to see him go! me and mina told sabina and now she can’t even look at him either.

 

 

 

 

 

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20041210

i am most disturbed. most extremely disturbed. if you do not want to be disgusted, please read on to the next paragraph. my ears have been violated and i cannot look at the slob in the eye ever again… which is cool cuz he’s moving out tomollo… hallelujah! ok. so he came home last night at 2am drunk as a skunk. cooked, ate, went to bed. however, i heard him… jerking off. ew ew ew ew ew ew! i feel SO violated. SO gross, why oh why did I HAVE TO HEAR HIM? why did he have to be so loud? i don’t care what you do in private, i just don’t want to hear it. and since he was so drunk he fell into a deep snoring sleep, woke himself up and finished off the dirty deed.

 

he left a pot full of burnt rice and a greasy pan. he hid them in the cupboard under the sink. this isn’t the first time. he’d better wash it out before he leaves else i’m throwing the crud in the pot at him. go away! he’s almost like a child that broke something and hid it so that he wouldn’t get into trouble. what an idiot!

 

so i’m still sorta obsessively researching for my term papers. since the big G left out the queer perspective in her writings, i need some stuff to support my argument with. i’m reading the first chapter in this huge tome and didjoo know that in 1500s florence there was something called the uffiziali di notte, where citizens can anonymously accuse each other for crimes… real or imagined. so of course botticelli was accused of sodomy. oh and apparently leonardo was the sugar daddy for someone.

 

duh. i was looking at an internship for the summer for the national gallery of art in dc. i was thinking, “hmm.. that’d look good on my cv and the pay seems decent. i guess it wouldn’t hurt to apply.” stupid! you’re still paying rent here until sept 3^rd you idiot! hahaha, i forgot that minor detail.

 

i want to slam my heaviest book against the wall to shut him up. jeezy peezy. figures why people are so deaf! why don’t you turn down your tv? fucker! ever notice when you really dislike someone EVERYTHING about them starts to bother you? like the fact that if he lived in toronto during the sars scare his ass would be whupped! buddy, cover your mouth when you cough!

 

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