Life needs change.

 

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050115

the unnerground is S-L-O-W! it took us an ½ to get somewhere 2 stops away. dude, that’s like going from kennedy to st george-ish. UGH! and as a result we had to take the train back cuz we missed out bus. aiya! cost £16.70 one freakin’ way!!!!! jeezy peezy, there goes grocery money! and as a result i’m not going to gay paree after all. mina had already booked her flight as scheduled, even though i asked her to book mine too and then i’d pay her back. so i go another time, no biggy.

 

the search for shoes? FUTILE!!!!! almost every single shoe store i wandered into had the same shoes. and for some reason the flat shoes had these terribly inflexible soles which meant that it’d get tiring to walk in them for long. hyuk hyuk hyuk, the brits are known not to like change… get it, inflexible souls????? shut up! i’m tired and as a result feel REALLY cold. i did find these REALLY naice dress pants though. and they’re from e-spirit (esprit) which i usually hate because their styles/use of material/quality is usually pretty shitty. and i usually can’t find my size. well they’re NAAAAAAAAAAICE!!!!! is all i have to say. and i found a sexy sleeveless top too. and it’s not black!!!!! happy everyone???

 

we went to the national gallery first. some parts were inevitably under construction. i think i need to go more often to the galleries and museums so i can restore my senses. seeing your textbook on the walls of a gallery still gives me the chills… despite the fact that there’s a lot ‘national’ treasures that don’t belong to the country. i’ve discovered that i don’t like the renaissance and stuff like i used to. or maybe i just needed less uhhh… no, let’s re-phrase that, i think i needed a lighter topic to look at. so many v & cs(virgin and childs) and doubting thomases. they had these VERY cool chairs in places though. mmm… salted peanuts… oh right. the national gallery. it was fun. hahahaha.

 

we went to HARRODS. yeah i know. but that’s where i bought my sleeveless, because they still had their famous january sale. just like ALL THE OTHER STORES IN THE UK!!!!! selfridge’s was cool too, but the music was WAY too loud. i don’t like the beegees THAT much thank you very much. hey arun, can you take a pic of me with the doorman at harrods wearing his hat? c’maaaaaaan, it’ll be FUN!

 

hey guess what guys? I ACTUALLY ATE GOOD FOOD AT A RESTAURANT!!!!! we went to this pizzeria/pasta place and the pizza was SO SO SO good. and it was fun watching the guys make it cuz they were SO fast! and we had cannelloni, but it didn’t taste like how i normally have it, but it was still good. the tiramisu was a disppointment, guess i can’t have a COMPLETELY delicious meal. there were live jazz players, definitely a fun place to go. metinks me wants to go back to that resto. we did SO SO SO much walking though. my legs are still sore.

 

shoes shoes shoes. where will i find you? will i have to be like dorothy and drop a house on someone and take their shoes? what if they have a foot fungus? i don’t want to wear ruby encrusted shoes anyway, i think i’d rather sell the rubies and live in a south-facing house with an indoor pool complete with a pool boy of course, (one that looks like lenny kravitz) art deco furniture, plush carpeting, gas stove, real oven, marble counter tops, kitchenaid appliances, real knives, a stainless steel fridge and have my kept man. then he can cook for me… right? c’maaaaan. i wanna eat these supposed heavenly brownies.

 

it took me three hours to edit someone’s paper. hahahaha, i was falling asleep as i was editing and so i kept losing my train of thought and stuff. it was pretty LAME! the fact that i was falling asleep, not the essay. i get food out of it though, so it’s all good.

 

i’ve decided i want a pet giraffe. hahahaha, i saw mariko’s pix from namibia. she’s got pix of lions, zebras, rhinos, seals and giraffys. i wanna giraffe! and a cat! i hope my giraffe doesn’t step on my cat. i’m going to name my cat selima and my giraffy ummm… hmmm… frank.

 

i’m beginning to think there’s a hole in my wall. my room is SO much colder than usual. why why why? what have i done?! i don’t think i’ll ever have to use my radiator though. thank goodness.

 

ok, i go back to prelim readings. oh and here’s some food for thought. i’m reading about 18^th C. english society, drinking/drunkenness was so prevalent and acceptable that there was a nurse that changed a baby and was supposed to put it in the cradle for the night. instead she put it in the fire. she thought it was a log and wasn’t punished for it.

 

 

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