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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050121

ok. no i REALLY don’t get it. WHILE we’re stoodents we have to write in a way that’s readable, approachable, legible. so why are all the texts that we ever have to read are illegible?! i mean we’d always joke about it as students, but it’s SO true. all i keep reading is trope, incommensurability, aporia, diaspora blah blah blah. why can’t they write coherently? are they so full of themselves that they can’t do it anymore? i don’t care for epistemology, synechdochical… just plain ole english. what happened to those days where i could skim? ok so i technically do that now, i just skim over the hard stuff and take what substance i can. because if i can’t read it, then it has NO substance to me.

hey guys, didjoo know that adobe reader can actually READ something to you? it’s this incredibly robotic voice like uhh…“fitter, happier more productive…” y’know that radiohead track from ok computer? yeah, i was opening a file and happened to look at ‘view’ and it said ‘read out loud’. who woulda thunk it?

hahahaha. Sabina is SO funny. she’s been asking everyone if they have a lighter because she wants to light the candles in her room. so i told her to go to the flat next door cuz almost everyone smokes there. well… she ended up going, with her candle. see i thought that she’d go, get the lighter, and then return it afterwards. so i was teasing her the whole time she was walking down the hall with her lit candle. silly silly silly!

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