Life needs change.

 

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050128/29

WE’RE GETTING A NEW SHOWER!!!!! ok so there’s no conspiracy in that. ummm… shoot. oh here we go. so my ‘partner’ for my presentation? she decided to do everything on her own. great. thanks for wasting my freakin’ time. bitch. and now I’M STUCK MAKING THE FUCKING HANDOUT BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T HAVE TIME!!!!! right like i don’t have 2 presentations to do that day. plus the fact that she won’t give the books up that i might need. so i will blame the french in my postcolonial presentation. muhahahahaha. juss kidding. i don’t know exactly what i’m doing yet.

 

mariko has a fever. 38°C. wowee. she seems to have to flu. ugh! hope i don’t get and i hope it doesn’t spread through the flat. that would suck. then we’d all have to blame her. she seems otay though… well as ok as you can be with a fever like hers. apparently it’s one degree better than yesterday. poor girl.

 

i got free coffee today. thank you uncle spenny! he’s taking his other half to prague in april. so naice! in the summer to croatia and to america in the fall. must be naice to be able to travel so much. need to find me a job as soon as i finish my stupid resume!

 

i had my little triumph today. everyone always comes to me to tell me things are wrong or they just don’t say anything. i’m always the one that goes to tell ray what’s going on in our flat. well, the radiators aren’t working. but i don’t give a fuck because i never use them. so if they’re broken, they’ll stay broken until someone else says something. i don’t care. it’s not my problem. eeeeheheheheheee.

 

ok. here’s something else that’s really kinda fucked up. andreas went back home this weekend because it’s his birthday and his parents want to see him. his girlfriend is HERE for the weekend. he spoke to her before he left and of course she’s going to say it’s ok, i mean why would anybody be stupid enough to come between their sig other and his/her parents? duh! anyhow, she came with a boy whom i haven’t met yet. what annoys me about this is that andreas never told us. he left his keys with maja papaya and told only her that his gf is coming here for the weekend. what, like the rest of us shouldn’t know so we’re just going to walk into the kitchen and be like, ‘who the fuck are you?’ he kept sms-ing maja from sweden and asking her if his gf was here yet or not… why can’t he call/sms his gf? so maja was like the go-between for andreas and his gf. WEIRD!

 

hahaha. i just looked out the window and saw a seagull settle down. y’know like when someone sorta wiggles around before sitting down because they have a wide load? man this one is FET!

 

agent orange

 

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