Life needs change.

  

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050204

ok. so there was this guy fiddling with the electronic stuff outside our flat. APPARENTLY we’re getting our internet hookup next week. right. i’ll believe it when i see it.

 

ok. now for brit marie claire!!!!! pornaoke… acting out sex scenes karaoke-style at a club in edinburgh. a device that makes a chick’s celly into a vibrator. oh look, vending machines with sex toys. ok this one’s creepy, they now make wallpaper with life-size celebrities on them so you’ll never feel lonely. marie claire isn’t as fun as cosmo.

 

i’m tired. and AND AND i’ve been able to sleep through the night… once since i came back here a month ago. and that was last night. grr! at least i don’t have a sty on my eye today.

 

it looks kinda freaky out there today. there’s a slight fog and the sky and sea are the same colour. so unless you look closely you can’t tell where the water ends and where the sky starts.

 

today i write with my left hand. my right elbow hurts. stupid gimpiness. i’m going to a racially segregated party today. hahahaha, it’s for some Japanese student thingy and it’s across the hall from my flat. so i go with mina.

 

fuck! this country is going to give me lung cancer. i STINK LIKE CIGARETTES!!!!! i can’t wait until i get back to canada where smoking is illegal in most places. dirty dirty dirty. and people here complain that london’s air is ‘so dirty,’ right. try smelling yourselves.

 

this glob sucks.

 

agent orange

 

 

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