CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050323

this city is shitty. ha! what a PROFOUND insight. someone cut in front of me in line at the train station yesterday. so i politely reminded him that i was in line in front of him and the fucker totally ignored me. so i yelled, ‘fuck you asswipe!’ to him and walked off. i didn’t want to start a fight cuz knowing my luck in this city it’d be HIS word over mine.

so housing woes. i have to be out by april 18^th. the housing office likes to fuck with students’ minds and tell them bullshit. one person will tell me there’s no waiting list for people to move in here… and then their colleague 2 seconds later says, ‘yeah! no problem! there’s ALWAYS people wanting to move in for the summer!’ so i panicked and sent out an sos e-mail to the rest of the humanities dep’t. so the secretary there tells me that i should look for somebody to take my place. i did last night and the person i found is ON A FEKKING WAITING LIST TO MOVE IN HERE!!!!! so i e-mailed them this morning and told them i found someone. then they e-mail me back and tell me that they’ve contacted someone on the list and that she’s next. right. asswipes!

i’ve e-mailed the convenor of the program telling her why i’m leaving early ie: the spit and the food incident, and asking her if i could just leave when i move outta res so that i don’t have to find short-term accommodations somewhere. lord what a bitch that’d be. i CAN stay in sabina’s room until april 29^th cuz she’s in bosnia until then. after that who knows? so i sit and wait until my convenor gets back next week. ugh!

one paper goes well, the other? i have to re-do the outline cuz i’m not getting ANYWHERE!!!!! fekk fekk fekk. i’ve learned that the brits are sub-title crazy. remember i got docked marks for that? well yeah. they prefer stupid things like sub-titles to ‘help the reader along’isn’t that what good writing supposed to convey? i don’t get it. anyway, so i have to think of sub-titles, what a foreign concept. and apparently ‘canadian’ grammer isn’t good enough for the brits either.

my flatmate mina seems so perceptive, but i think because i’m such a weary asian, her lurve interest seems creepy. like he has an asian fetish. AND he smells bad. he came over on monday evening, and they were talking in her room until like 2am last night. anyhow, i got that gut feeling when i met him. eeeeeeew. but the thing is, she’s probably flattered that he likes her. and it’s not like i can tell her now cuz i think she’s been eyeing him for a while. meh, what can i do except kick his ass if he does anything to her? she IS 33 after all.

agent orange