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Wednesday, 30 March 2005

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050329       

so this place sucks even more during a blackout cuz there’s ABSOLUTELY nothing to do. it’s been a grey day all day and there was a blackout. the emergency light is pretty weak so you can’t even sit by it and read. you can’t use the washroom cuz it requires electricity to pump the water up. you can’t cook cuz you’re stuck with an electric stove. so i decided to go out for a pint with some people on my floor. and the night ended with me getting beer spilled on me and now i sit and type as i wait for the washing machine to finish.

so i find out when i can leave in the next few days. then i can re-book my ticket. i’ve already started looking for part-time jobs back home. go fig. hahahaha. i can’t wait. at least even if there was a blackout back home you don’t have to pay so much when making a damned phone call! stupid per minute billing just like a celly. i’m tired. hurry up washing machine! i didn’t want crusty beer, ciggy smoke smelling clothes to wash the next day so i figured tonight was the night. ugh!

so i learned about botswana today from ambrose. it’s a pretty rich country. damn! he was telling me how much he had to pay for his wife who’s from a different tribe. 17 head of cattle, x number of sheep, clothes for her family, etc etc. i kid you not! i think traditions and customs like that are pretty damned cool. he’s going to show me wedding pix soon. wheeeeeeeeeee!

o o o. i hear the washing maching is going to stop soon. so i go. nite nite everybody. and hey, for this week i’m one more hour ahead since the brits had to feel o so special by putting their clocks ahead a week earlier than the rest of the world. damned imperialists!

agent orange

posted by: conspiracytheorist at 04:25 | link | comments (5) |


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#1  30 March 2005 - 05:27
 
17 heads of cattle? What about their bums? Why are the bums never prized? You get so much more beef out of the bums.

You should hear the evolution of my sister's brit-speak. Yuck yuck yuuukkkk... She's like an.. imperialist import.

Like curry!
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#2  30 March 2005 - 07:54
 
shame on her! extradite her immediately before the damage is irreparable!
Anonymous
#3  31 March 2005 - 05:01
 
YAY cattle!! Maybe my family should get... 17 head of kangaroo... x number of koalas, and a platypus pelt for each member of the family. If anything should happen I mean. Hahaha.

Oh, and apparently, half of Australia (it's the commonwealth connection I guess) also sprang forward a week early.
Anonymous
#4  31 March 2005 - 11:49
 
HALF of australia!?!?!? wtf is that?
Anonymous
#5  31 March 2005 - 21:51
 
I have NO clue... It's a mystery to me too. I found this out when I realized the good ol' relatives in Perth don't do the spring fwd/bkwd thing, but in Sydney they do (though it's opposite for them).

Suuuuuuuuuue
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