CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050413

HI HONEY I’M HO~ME!!!!! anyhow, so i get back, step into the kitchen to give mina a hug and my foot kinda sticks to the floor. well… dungheap aka shitpit has decided to purchase an industrial-sized can of pineapples. no really, it’s HUGE… tho i think it’s smaller than his fat belly. anyhow, he opened it and of course spilled it… i’m just glad that our kitchen’s being cleaned this morning else i’d have to kick his ass… no wait… umm… throw a chair at him i don’t want to lose my legs. i hate being back when it’s not quite home. i don’t have the motivation to work on my essays when i gave myself a deadline of this friday though… SHIT!

i’ll give a whole rome trip story sometime. in short, it was fabulous, the food was fabulous, the people were fabulous and i don’t want to be back in dreary, ugly old england.

agent orange