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CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050805

bus drivers are evil evil people. not only do they have an running bet to see who can drive away from people that are speedwalking/running to the bus stop the most, but they also LIE. like when the bus driver yesterday told me that the bus was NOT going in the direction i wanted, and when the light changed, HE WENT STRAIGHT!!!!! i walked to the library, and home and then home again after practice from the same goddamn bus stop twice! fucker! i was dripping sweat by the time i got home, so i hopped in the shower. and despite my putting on sunscreen, I TANNED! so retarded!

http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/08/05/icebreaker050805.html i want it. then i can use it to get to the bus stop in the winter. or i can use it to ferry people across the park for a small fee, or a good cookie. hahahahaha. wayne also suggested that i use it for piracy in the arctic. then i said i’d have to actually leave the warm cocoon of my boat to loot the other one, and what if they had nothing? a. if it's an ice breaker... maybe it can just ram through ships too?  and then you collect the stuff behind you with a looting net.  yesssss.

BRILLIANT I SAY!

i was most disturbed this morning. there was a dead fly on my floor. i thought it was a big lump of lint… although i haven’t worn socks in ages. i almost picked it up with my fingers!!!!!!!!! you all know i HATE bugs with a passion, i don’t care if butterflies are ‘pretty’, they’re still BUGS! i sleep with my door closed, this means that i slept with a fly in my room! eeeeeeeeks! at least it wasn’t a june bug.

today was actually a productive day. i volunteered in the morning (and froze my ass off), did some research and then did some more. and the book that i needed had NOTHING in it. that was a little disappointing. but i was able to read the exhibition catalogue that i needed.

i found yet another purse i want at my favouritest store in the world. jeanne lottie. i took edyta there today and found a naice lil red purse for $20 fro $80. but i didn’t buy it. i’m dangerously close to my account minimum, so i think i have to switch it to be safe. if i can, then i can buy it. whee!

the end is nigh. but until then i must SUFFER! waaaaaaaah! i hate you thesis. leave me alone, i hate you, i hate you, i hate you. i’m SICK of you and i never want to see you ever again! i don’t understand how people can do phds and not get sick of their topic. i’ve only been working on this for about 4 months and i hate it. wish i could just hurry up and finish the damned thing!

and on that note i think i’m going to work away at it like a good little girl

agent orange

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