Life needs change.

CONSPIRACY THEORY #20050814

i told you so. is all i have to say to the stupid bitch-ass, crack-headed dermatologist i saw when i was younger and had really bad acne. so wore so much make-up you could scrape it all of into a bucket. bitch tried to get me to take accutane. like it was a life or death situation. like acne was like leprosy or something. well now in the states if you're taking accutane you have to add your name to a registry because your children are prone to defects. uh-huh. i told her i used sunscreen in the summer because i was outside a lot and she told me to stop using it because it was 'bad' for my pores. what, so i can see you when i develop skin cancer too? hell fucking no. she'd make you WAIT for like 2 hours for a 15 minute appointment. so i just cancelled my appointments with her after all. hahaha, i called and cancelled, and her secretary who also tried to pressure me into taking accutane asked me if i wanted to re-book it. i told her that i wasn't going to bother going back. so the moral of the story kids is that you're not going to DIE from a pimple or 2, unless you're taking accutane. hahahahahaha.

there's something special about eating ice cream and brownies when watching sports events on tv. like the olympics, or in my case today, the iaaf championships. seeing hot athletic body after hot athletic body flit across the tv screen as you eat spoonful after spoonful of yumminess. mmmmmmmmmmm! and especially after a long day like today.

it was sizzler finals at outer harbour. it rained, t'was mighty cold. i didn't think it'd be THAT cold so i didn't really pack appropriately. i wore my one and only long-sleeve under my uni during the races. was a decent, brisk day for paddling, and a ROTTEN day for drumming. plus it's not a biggie so there's no drums and seats. which means i get majorly splashed. i lent my umbrella to these people giving out samples of dole juice. yummy! because i figured it'd be safest if someone was actually HOLDING it. not just leaving it in the trailer where some random person might pick it up and walk off with it. well they left early. so i thought, FUCKING BITCHES NICKED MY UMBRELLA! and it's the 2nd i've gone through this year. after the finals and i was changed, the sky began to clear up. i looked over to my right, and there was my UMBRELLA! someone set it down, still opened on the ground. i guess they passed it on to someone else. so YAY for my umbrella!

funny, it seems like all i did this weekend was sleep. after going to the jazz club friday night, i tried to go to sleep, but i couldn't. so i got up and worked on my thesis for a bit, then decided i WAS tired after all and went to sleep... for an hour. because i had to drop stuff off at aruny's because we were meeting sue and richard at CORA'S! mmmmmmmmmm. my FAVE place for brecky. there's something nicer about meeting people for brecky as opposed to dinner. we were scrutinizing a woman with no chin eating outside. and she left 2/3 of her fruit. and they skimped on the fruit inside me and sue's crepes. bastards! but it was still goodness. they went off to the airport (sue and richard, not the fruit) and me and aruny we going to go to the varsity to watch '2046'. sleepy, stupid me was going to dish out $23 for 2 freakin' tickets when aruny stopped me. so we decided to speed to rainbow to catch 'charlie and the choco factory'. well as it was, the time in now mag was written wrong so we had 40 mins to wait. i got a refund by lying, because we decided to go back to his place to sleep.

and den today after sizzler, i went back to his place, took a shower, ate and... slept again. being cold is tiring! aruny has been addicted to tetris on his celly as of late, and he wasn't as tired as me. so he had his celly under his pillow. so amusing. like hiding something 'bad' under pillow. teeheehee.

sue, we're going back to cora's on a weekday morning because it's less busy. and it's fun watching all the corporate slimes going to work, as you sit sipping your tea that spills out of that 'special' decanter. and we're going on a roadtrip to nyc. when i have some money. which will be a long time, so i guess i can get my license during that time too. hahahahaaha.

agent orange

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