Life needs change.

CHANGE #20050923     

lude. wtf!? isn’t it LEWD? it’s great how people who are in the press can SPELL!

whatever. phil/jess/awol lawrence/and fine… jason’s party was fun. lotsa good food to be had at phil’s. tsu ching and yoko are definitely marriage material. whoops. err… i mean yeah. i made my cookies… y’know if i’m desperate for a job, i think i might have to bribe people to hire me with my cookies, better yet, i’ll just outsell mrs. fields. hmmph! stupid bitch! hahahahaha. i tink we might’ve made too much noise though… phingu came down? up? to visit as i was leaving and he said that he could hear us. whoops. but we’re uc, we’re loud! jamie made her cameo appearance… WOO!

i was just chattin’ with aruny about this, but the whole kate moss fiasco is stupid. so many companies are ‘dropping’ her as a spokemodel because she was honest enough to admit she sniffed coke?! so what? she’s not the first and not the last person so powder her nose what gives? what? o they don’t endorse drug use. well isn’t the whole modelling industry a little ‘corrupt’ in that sense? anorexia, smoking, cattiness, beauty not brains… and what about some of the companies’ policies such as possible child-labour, environmentally unfriendly products etc… riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! not like i’d ever do that shit, and i know some people that have… apparently 50 thousand londoners are crackheads. but it’s ‘make moss a monster’ not a sympathetic look at some other celebrities who’ve been caught with drugs.

so i’ve noticed that if i cut/paste my glob entries with word the paragraphs get smaller and smaller in descending order. strange no?

so i was getting the ingredients ready to bake my cookies and my mother looks at me and says, ‘now look at the butter there and remember the amount of cholesterol that’s in there.’ and i said nothing although in my head i was thinking, ‘right and i’m going to eat the WHOLE batch!’ and then she went on, ‘so you know you shouldn’t be eating anything like that once you’re 30.’ still saying nothing and in my head thinking, ‘yes, of course, that’s why you buy dad all these nasty processed foods for snacks… i’m sure my cookies are a death sentence.’

it’s funny how my mother naturally assumes that i care about fat, calories, and cholesterol. i just hate eating certain things because they just don’t taste good. like i’m not a fan of eating fat that’s on meat. the texture is narsty and it’s gross. but my mother assumes it’s because it’s fat. she keeps going on and on ad nauseum about some shit and i really don’t care. after all these years, i’m sure that her litany has done some good so just SHUT UP!

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