Life needs change.

CHANGE#20051012

the many things i’ve learned so far at my new hell…

1)      i can’t do retail anymore, it’s killing me because they’re SO anal and you have to clock in and out for breaks… wtf?!?!

2)      i thought i’ve seen it all, but yesterday i saw the classiest broad ever! she was flossing her teeth at the counter while my co-worker was doing a return for her.

3)      i’m stingy with my money because i’ve suffered so much for it that i have to get my money’s worth whenever i buy something.

4)      i will no longer bend over backwards for a job unless it matters to me.

5)      i now understand what it’s like to wake up and feel DREAD at the thought of having to go to work.

6)      this is worse than unemployment.

7)      i’m kind of embarrassed to tell people where i work now.

8)      i know what it’s like to be edumacationally over-qualified.

9)      one of the co-owners is a JERK! and if he’s ever in whilst i’m working and he treats me like shit like he did last day on the phone, then i’m going to tell him to SHOVE IT and QUIT. and waltz out of there the happiest girl in the world.

holy shit! SO annoying… managers are usually the ones who have to deal with the numbers not us! so she’s telling me that she wants us to do paperwork such as sph, ipt blah blah blah because they want us to be more ‘involved’ with things. RIGHT. it just means that your lazy ass won’t do all the paperwork. well i don’t get paid enough to do your shit.

i didn’t even tell my parents that i got this job. hahahahaha, they found out from my sister. i say NOTHING about it. i just say i’m working or i’m not. so so so lame. I’M ASHAMED OF MY JOB AND WHERE I WORK!!!!!

and since i’ve totally slagged my place of employment i’m going to go back and delete the name of the store and ask all of you not to mention the name of it either.

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