Life needs change.

CHANGE #20051023

i think my mangers feel my seditious vibes. teeheehee whoops! i hate it there. well ok, i lurves some of the crazy characters that i work with, but today was exceptionally annoying. one of the cash managers does jackshit, which hey, you’re management, but still. don’t TELL me what to do unless i’m picking my ass. but i’m not. ‘everything has a system!’ alright then, i’ll just put this away upstairs. do it yo damned self! it’s not my fault if the rest of you are busy talking on the phone to co-workers or doing jackshit and a customer comes in. hey the custy comes first right? so if i have to come out from behind the counter, then something else is wrong and it ain’t my fault. so don’t give me shit! and some of the people i was working with today are SO high-strung! you can tell by the way they walk, by the way they press SO hard on the paper when they write in pen, the way they do things in a rush like they’re going to DIE so that they just toss things in bags with crumpled tissue paper. yeah, i’m sure it makes the product more appealing when it’s stuffed in a bag. ha! and a customer even exclaimed loudly that she wasn’t impressed by my manager’s ‘cherry-picking’ when i rang up her purchase. people are people. i don’t care if they’re buying a million dollars worth of stuff or 2. if they treat me with respect then they get the same in return. if not, then i don’t do anything extra for you. and i don’t care to bend over backwards for celebrities. so bite me!

i got to leave work early today again. hahahaha, the closing manager today asked who wanted to leave early today, and my hand shot up! heh heh heh… y’know like those little kids in primary school that never sat down cross-legged like everyone else was supposed to, sitting on their knees, hands always up and the other arm is bent supporting it. yup, that was me today! of course the other 2 actually WANTED to stay.

i love working upstairs because it’s so much more laid-back and a bitter co-worker is there too. yay! i get paid this week. hahahahahahaa, i wonder if they dock a ½ for the breaks even if you’re working 5 hrs. if they do, is that legal? i’ve been looking on-line for labour laws pertaining to breaks and stuff, but i can’t find it anywhere. anyhow, i don’t think they’ll want to keep me past cursedmas, which is cool with me. i don’t think i’ll last until cursedmas if this is my only job. yeah, it’s THAT good.

my parents are STILL too cheap to turn on the furnace. i resort to sleeping with the covers over my head. which then blocks out the hideous foglight seeping into my room from my crazy neighbour’s lights. SO cold! funny what my parents will spend/waste/save in terms of money. and my mother’s actually relieved that my cat is no longer with us because prices went up this year. how sweet of her.

right. so you know how when you’re tired really stupid things are funny? well i was sitting on the bus on my way home, and as the bus went up the hill on york mills coming out of the station, i saw this chocolate-covered almond roll down the middle of the bus. except because of their shape they don’t really roll smoothly like a sphere, but well waddle like footballs. and i sat there watching it, and trying not to giggle as i tried to think of what word i could use to describe it’s motion. i love how buses smell like wet gym socks on rainy days, and the subway smells like… really bad old man b.o. mmmmmmm… SO FRESH AND SO CLEAN!

we should all mourn the loss of the late and great miss horn. and well, it’s kinda freaky cuz i was JUST reading about her in a book right now. talk about coincidence.

crazy-ass race riot in birmingham between pakistanis and african-caribbeans. scary. hope everything works out. although it’s easier said than done. so sad that things like this have to happen because of rumours. a girl was apparently caught shoplifting and pled for leniency. and she was raped by between 3 and 25 pakistani men. nobody knows if this story is true or not because police say they weren’t called because she was afraid of being deported. so a pirate dj 6 days later said something on the radio and the rest is bad history.

i went to a former co-worker’s fashion show on friday. he was participating in l’oreal fashion week. it was totally awesome. i saw delia of all people! anyhow, there were SO many egos there i’m glad i didn’t bother getting dressed up or anything. how terribly annoying snobby people can be. and then i went out with my friends for dinner because 2 of ‘em didn’t eat before the show and we were going to the after party later on. well, edyta’s man-friend brought along his friend. they’re both in the film industry and are used to bragging about themselves. so he did. and i just sat there and nodded and yes, uh-huh. y’know i REALLY don’t have the patience for people like that. i don’t care if you work for the biggest shipping company in the world, that you’re good at negotiating and that you make films on the side. and that you became friends with edyta’s man-friend by default because you kept bumping into him at screenings in tokyo, berlin etc etc. lalalalala. and he kept going for about 5 minutes. until i was rescued by other people at the table and the coversation became less one-on-one. phew! a non 9-5 lifestyle seems more and more appealing to me. so to hear about a pedantic rich life means nothing to me. i don’t care that your people in the west coast are calling you blah blah blah. or that you’re part of this exclusive private club in on the 5^th or whatever. lalala, it doesn’t impress meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! why can’t people just be more honest with themselves and others? have people never heard of the word HUMBLE before?!

i’ve also realized that i totally don’t dig the club/lounge scene anymore. hahaha, it’s great that there’s so many chicks that look down on me because i’m NOT fussing over my hair and make-up. it keeps me in check and reminds me that it’s all FAKERY! muhahahahahahaha.

hey, is stephie the only one that has problems when reading my glob? lemme know so i can move to a different one if necessary.

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