Life needs change.

CHANGE #20051125

to which i reply, it isn’t quite blizzarding BITCH! so HAHA to you! hmmph! i’m trying to talk a friend into flying me down for a week to the bahamas. heck he’s there for 2 months, what’s one week?!

i have magical winter boots. i bought them from work last week because i figured i could hide them under my bed and deny the impending doom. well i had to wear them yesterday because i have a hole in the sole of my shoooooooeeeeee! they’re much heavier than my thin-soled shoes and well… i can walk on ice and not slip! i haven’t had good winter boots in a long time so i was pleasantly surprised. hooray for boots!

why is the font doing funny things again? oh well... go cut and paste! i’m not hating on work as much anymore. i’m finding ways to goof off/avoid certain people/avoid customers. i was working 7 days in a row and i was getting close to snapping yesterday. there’s only so many times i want to ask someone if they need a gift receipt and a box. lalalalalalalala~! but i have saturday off too! what a surprise! ha! only because they needed me in on monday and tuesday so my manager HAD to give me sat off. wootpoot!

i found me a pair of jeans today. yesh i have to hem them… are people getting taller because there’s no more 32” inseams anymore. they’re all 33 or more. there were these really UGLY jeans that were 50%… i tried them on because i didn’t realize how ugly they were until i tried ‘em. they’re SO tapered. they’re ugmo jeans you can wear and tuck into ugmo uggs or cowboy boots without having too much bunching action. oooooogly boogly! of course, i can still ONLY wear buffalo jeans in adult sizes. guess jeans are WAY too low and over-priced and all the rest are too big. kind of ironic since it was supposed to be ‘buy nothing day’. bad timing. sorry. even worse cuz it was apparently ‘black friday’ in the states… the post-thanksgiving sales. there wer riots. i don’t get it, it’s just shopping. not a life and death situation. funny how people can take superficial things so seriously.

i realized why they were giving out samples of water. y’know those giant one litre bottles of 0 calorie water that’s sweetened with some chemical other than aspartame. it tastes narsty and i think it makes you pee more. i tried some and i was thirsty so i drank it, but it was purty gross. well… ok, it’s not as bad as those giant jugs of sunny d they were giving away one year at the island races. THAT was gross… and i remember taking a picture of an abandoned jug under the bridge close to the ac centre. ha! look, even the homeless won’t drink that shit!

i contributed to my workplace’s profits with $1100 with the friends and fam days. thursday was a $500 purchase and sat was a $600. i had a wad of gift receipts hanging from my hands as we tried to figure out what people wanted/needed. hmm.. i keep getting cut off from the internet. i blame…

anyhow, i remember reading in an article somewhere a female journalist’s rant about travelling alone. and she was complaining about how customs went through her luggage and she had her laptop with her with all the extra things like a wireless card still attached. of course she complained that security broke it because they just yanked out the card, but well DUH don’t leave it in then! it was pretty logical to me to remove it before travelling…

weights practices start on sunday. i’m so excited. and prepared. i bought me an elbow sleeve to wear at work later on. right, need to bulk up. har har har. what an impossible dream!

i’m going to stop before i get cut off again and i have to re-write this or something...

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