Life needs change.

CHANGE #20060117

earth-shattering gnus everyone. I HATE OFFICE WORK! ok sue it’s not your fault. i just hate it. i’m not made to work in a poorly ventilated, dry, eye-burning, boring can’t talk to anyone environment. i’ve done a lot of doodling, and i can totally understand why office drones get fat. it’s a depressing environment. and all you feel like doing is eating. mind you, it might just be that it’s so cold that my brain says ‘EAT FAT!’ so i can stay warm, but yeah, i hate it. my dad thought i might be good for office work. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (and then i think of stewie and his annoying laugh that brian was complaining about in a recent epi) i don’t know if that’s funnier than the guy who was so sure i’d be a good teacher. hmm.. i’d have to say it’s a close second. cuz if i were a teacher the murder rate would skyrocket! muhahahahaha… err i mean yeah. but i wish that i could have some variety to this early morning. that’s what i really liked about retail. you never have the same schedule. i like variety and i need it. i’m so glad it’s just for this week. ok sue, you don’t have to tell your mother this because if she REALLY needed someone in the office for a bit i could do it if necessary… just no longer than one work week please! hahahahaha… how sad is that? no really, i really can’t suck it up and work full-time like that. shit! if this was the rest of my life i think i’d really have to kill myself.

i waited 45 minutes for you bus. all other variations of the 95 bus passed me by. twice each. but you never came until i was chilled to the bone. then you were leaky and dripped water mercilessly on me. i’m still cold, even after a HOT shower and i’m sitting in front of a heater right now. how i hate you jackass. i wish sometimes that people could hold the ttc criminally responsible if they get sick and have to miss work or go to the doctor’s or something. send them the bill. how you like dem apples now? huh? HUH? fucker!

now i keep getting cut off the internet. hmm… i think this is the 10^th time in the past 20 minutes. what nonsense i have to deal with today. that’s it! tomorrow i’m going to that nine west factory outlet store! oh! and i understand the need for shopping now. feeling sad and empty, fill it up with materialism! fuck i hate all this bullshit right now.

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