Life needs change.

Friday, 27 January 2006

CHANGE #20060126

SCORE!!!!! bargain queen strikes again with a vengeance. i found me 2 north face tanks for $5 EACH! that’s right EACH! muhahahhahahaha. and i found me a pair of geox shoes for less than ½ price. now i have a pair of sneakers again! how’s that for shopping? ok so i was supposed to be trawling for dress clothes because i gave myself a 6 month limit to get me the fuck outta retail. well to at least have that as the ‘extra’ job and not the main source of income.

my neighbourhood is rife with alkies. i remember taking the bus in the morning when i first got back from the uk and seeing this kid drinking booze from a sprite bottle on the 830 bus. yeah, that’s 830 in the MORNING. mmmm… nothing like a good shot to start the day! riiiiiiight! anyhow, when i was waiting for the bus last week i saw this other kid talking to someone he knew from high school and he was bragging to her that he had Malibu rum in HIS sprite bottle like it was a daily thing and that it was ‘cool’and all the kids do it. uh-huh, yeah a lot of them probably do, i wonder how healthy their livers are? so then she looked at him and said, ‘yeah right. i don’t even like drinking. five years down the road i know i’ll see you begging on the street corner for money to pay for your booze and still carrying around that stupid sprite bottle.’ he started to protest that he has a legit job [to pay for his habit of course] and that he’s not addicted. riiight, that’s why you need to drink every morning before going to school. hahahahaha! anyhow, this week he tried to pick me up on the bus. what a loser! he kept looking back at me pretending to look for the next bus that’d take him to town centre, but he was looking at me trying to get my attention. hahahaha, how lame. like i don’t remember you – the alcoholic from the week before?

yesterday was a weird day at work. everyone was kinda ‘off’, but we were all on the same wavelength. it was a tiring day because it was so dead and the dumbest things were funny. tony’s girlfriend FROM windsor called twice for him and since he wasn’t working we all thought there was a juicy story behind it. turns out (disappointingly) that she’s just someone from the windsor location that he met a while ago and they flirt a lot. boooring! hahaha… but it made the day a li’l bit funner.

female co-worker: hey thanks for the candy.

male co-worker: heyyy do you have anymore candies today?

me: no. sorry hon. katy needed one to get rid of her mc’d breath.

male co-worker: well what’s that you got in your pocket?

me: it’s a tampon!

[eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!] AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA! we couldn’t stop laughing!

and for stephie’s sake - TOMORROW IS MOZART’S BIRTHDAY. 250 YEARS AGO HE WAS BORN!!!!! it also happens to be my sister’s birfday.